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Aubrey O'Day Survives Break In

Aubrey O'Day, star of the Las Vegas show, Peepshow, was startled early Sunday morning when someone tried to break into her hotel room at Planet Hollywood. O'Day tweeted about the incident, saying "Why did someone just try 2 break into my room! Security is chasing someone hiding in the stairwell! Yo PH security is the bomb.com!"

It sounds like a real non-event and that a break in never took place. Maybe her giant breasts scared them away.

Aubrey O'Day Ass

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Lady Gaga's Talent Located Under Dog Carcass

Sources have reported that the Los Angeles Police found Lady Gaga's missing talent Saturday night. It was reportedly found shivering in a dumpster outside of a Chinese food restaurant under several dog carcasses. The LAPD has not yet released any information.

Lady Gaga Bikini

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Danity Kane Down to Two Ho's

Aubrey O'Day, D. Woods and now Shannon Bex have either been booted from or have left Danity Kane. In other news, a tree fell in the forest.

Danity Kane

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Danity Kane Bikini Talent, Fixed!

Shall we need really another girl singing other with no talent and be named bodies?

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