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Robert Pattinson Stinks

2009-11-22T17:22:00.016-05:00

Robert Pattinson, star of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, has admitted to not changing his clothes more than once a week and that he is kind of smelly. Peter Facinelli, who plays Robert Pattinson’s father in the Twilight movies, let us in on why Pattinson chooses to do this.

"He’s smart, because if he doesn’t changes his clothes and the paparazzi get pictures of him in the same outfit all the time, then they can’t sell the pictures,” Facinelli explained at a screening of Twilight Saga: New Moon. “That’s what I said he should do; I said, ‘You should not change your clothes, this way, how are they going to sell the picture of you in the same outfit all the time, because it will look like it was from the same batch.’”

Aubrey O'Day Talks About Her Pubic Hair - Yawn

2009-11-14T18:57:00.002-05:00

Aubrey O'Day appears in another Maxim spread. She tries so hard with several pictures in the shower and with such crazy talk.

"I’m fully groomed down there—clean-shaven. But I have a new appreciation of the ’70s girls–bushy and free."

Really? Geez, your 15 minutes are up.

Shakira to Debut New Video on Facebook

2009-11-14T17:37:00.009-05:00

Shakira will be debuting her new video, 'Give It Up to Me', Monday, November 16th at 3:00 PM EST on her Facebook page. 'Give It Up to Me' is produced by Timbaland and features rap mogul Lil Wayne. It is taken from Shakira's upcoming album 'She Wolf' which will be released November 27th in the U.S. Below is a sneak peek at the video:

Carrie Prejean Threatens to Walk Off Larry King Show

2009-11-14T10:55:00.005-05:00

Carrie Prejean threatened to walk off Larry King Live last Tuesday night in the middle of her interview. Prejean's threats came after King asked the dethroned beauty queen her recent settlement with the Miss California USA pageant. "Why settle since you had a fight to carry on?" King asked. Prejean did not answer. King asked again: "You can't even say why you settled?"

Prejean refused to answer and said "Larry, it's completely confidential and you're being inappropriate." King is of course referencing the sex tape discovered of her by pageant officials that led to the dismissal of her suit against them. This goes on for another minute before Prejean begins to disconnect her mic and talk to people off camera.

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Part 2. And 3. And 4 .....

2009-11-14T10:42:00.003-05:00

Dethroned Miss California Carrie Prejean told The Today Show a few days ago that making a sex tape for her boyfriend was "one of the biggest mistakes of her life." She now might need to change that to "biggest mistakes of her life." Radar Online is reporting that there are 7 additional sex tapes in addition to 30 nude pictures of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

Does this even surprise you anymore? Let us know in the comments below.

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Lindsay Lohan Fashion Felony

2009-11-14T10:20:00.000-05:00

Linday Lohan is in trouble again with the police, the fashion police. Emanuel Ungaro was furious with her efforts as artistic adviser alongside designer Estrella Archs. “I am furious but I can’t do anything about it.” Several critics have attacked Lohan’s debut for the famed fashion house at its spring/summer 2010 show.

Carrie Prejean - Beauty Queen, Homophobe, Sex Tape Not Working Out

2009-11-10T22:10:00.005-05:00

I guess that whole beauty queen, homophobe, sex tape thing didn't work out so well for you.

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Demi Moore - Call Her a Puma, Not a Cougar

2009-11-09T21:32:00.005-05:00

Demi Moore appears on the December cover of W magazine and talks inside about her marraige to 16-year younger actor Ashton Kutcher and her designation as a cougar. She says that she would rather be called another name.

"I'm certainly not the first person to be in a relationship with a younger man, but somehow I was plucked out as a bit of a poster girl," she says. "I don't know why that is. But I just kind of step back sometimes and say, 'There is some reason, and what is it that I have to share in a positive way?' I'd prefer to be called a puma."

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Tiffani Thiessen Pregnant

2009-11-09T18:32:00.003-05:00

One time Saved by the Bell hottie Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and her husband Brady Smith are expecting their first child. "We are over the moon!" they said in a statement. "It's something we've wanted for a long time and we are thrilled that it's actually happening." They are expecting the baby in May.

Thiessen currently stars on USA's drama White Collar. Thiessen and Smith have been married since 2005.

Adrianne Curry, Her Breasts and Her Twitter Problem

2009-11-08T21:03:00.009-05:00

Celeb wannabe Adrianne Curry sure was a busy girl last month on Twitter. She also loves posting pictures of her breasts for all of her 'fans.'

Carrie Prejean Reportedly Dropped from Conservative Event

2009-11-08T18:15:00.000-05:00

TMZ is reporting that Carrie Prejean was dropped from "Defenders of the Family," a conservative event that was held last week in Whippany, New Jersey. A spokesman for the New Jersey Family Policy Council would not say if they canceled or if Prejean did, but we are guessing that they did after a solo sex tape made by Prejean was uncovered.

Carrie Prejean's Mother Saw Sex Tape

2009-11-08T18:13:00.000-05:00

Carrie Prejean's mother was apparently in the room when Miss California USA pageant officials showed Carrie the infamous sex tape. Ms. Prejean, the dethroned Miss California USA, dropped her lawsuit against the pageant when they played the sex tape that Prejean had made with herself.

Her mother was apparently shocked when she saw Prejean....uh.....pleasuring herself on the tape.

Aubrey O'Day Survives Break In

2009-11-07T19:57:00.006-05:00

Aubrey O'Day, star of the Las Vegas show, Peepshow, was startled early Sunday morning when someone tried to break into her hotel room at Planet Hollywood. O'Day tweeted about the incident, saying "Why did someone just try 2 break into my room! Security is chasing someone hiding in the stairwell! Yo PH security is the bomb.com!"

It sounds like a real non-event and that a break in never took place. Maybe her giant breasts scared them away.

Carrie Prejean, Breast Implants, Lawsuits and Sex Tape

2009-11-05T22:13:00.007-05:00

Former Miss California USA genius Carrie Prejean has dropped her lawsuit against the pageant after their lawyers shared that they had a sex tape of Prejean in their possession. Reports are that Prejean was performing solo on the tape.

Pageant officials will also not be paid back for the $5,200 they spent for her breast implants prior to the Miss USA competition.

Ally McBeal Reunion

2009-11-02T21:55:00.004-05:00

The cast of Ally McBeal, including Calista Flockhart, reunited on Good Morning America to pimp the release of the series to DVD. Almost no one said anything interesting. What did you think?

Karolina Kurkova Has Baby

2009-11-02T21:47:00.002-05:00

Super hottie from another planet, Karolinia Kurkova, gave birth to a baby boy last Thursday in New York. Karolina and fiance Archie Drury named the baby, Tobin Jack Drury, who weighed in at 6 pounds, 3 ounces. No word on how this will affect her Victoria's Secret modeling career.

Jillian Michaels Wants You to Brush Your Teeth, Bitches

2009-11-02T21:11:00.002-05:00

Brush your teeth or I will yell at you and cry!

Lady Gaga's Talent Located Under Dog Carcass

2009-11-01T10:55:00.004-05:00

Sources have reported that the Los Angeles Police found Lady Gaga's missing talent Saturday night. It was reportedly found shivering in a dumpster outside of a Chinese food restaurant under several dog carcasses. The LAPD has not yet released any information.

Debbie Gibson - Old & Ripped

2009-10-31T21:50:00.005-04:00

Debbie...excuse me...Deborah Gibson hosted the "HALLOW-EIGHTIES" 80's Bash at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas this week. The long ago teen sensation is pushing 40, but is ripped! Check out the abs on this cougar.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin Big Breakup

2009-10-31T20:58:00.006-04:00

Sources are telling us that Jon Gosselin has broken up with his classy girlfriend thingy Hailey Glassman. Glassman accuses Gosselin of having 'mantrums', where he will call her and take his anger out on her. You think she could have dumped this loser first.

Bai Ling's Nipple Almost Bitten off by Cheetah

2009-10-31T15:38:00.003-04:00

Actress Bai Ling's nipple was almost bitten off by her pet, Quiji, which is half cheetah-half house cat. Says Bai, "I sleep naked … She was kissing me, and suddenly, she woke up. She saw my nipple, and oh my God, she went for it! If I wasn't fast, my nipple is gone. She thought it was a toy or something."

Jillian Michaels Gets 'Biggest Loser' Spinoff

2009-10-31T11:58:00.004-04:00

The woman with no fat body has been given her own television show, 'Losing It With Jillian'. The show will debut on NBC next year and will feature Jillian yelling at families and crying.

Miley Cyrus Reunited with Even Less Talented Nick Jonas

2009-06-16T17:30:00.002-04:00

After breaking up with Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus has run back into the arms of the talented brother Nick Jonas. They were seen jet skiing together, which is a sure sign of white trash true love.

Lindsay Lohan Stole the Family Jewels?

2009-06-16T17:21:00.000-04:00

Scotland Yard super investigators might be questioning the Lindsay Lohan about $400,000 worth of the missing jewelry from an Elle photo shoot. Lohan modeled the missing diamond necklacer and earrings that were on loan from Dior. Of all the Fantastic Four this is the one that was shaped up to be the best!

Billy Joel Wants To Buy Granddaughter Katie Lee a Restaurant

2009-06-16T17:20:00.000-04:00

Billy Joel is looking to buy Italian restaurant for his wife, Katie Lee, somewhere in Sag Harbour, NY. They should have fun with the bottle of red, white and the pumpkin. She is a chef and was the first host of the Bravo's Top Wreck.